Most TV cooking is repulsive. Frathouse cocksuckers with gimmick hairdos and catch phrases, hooting and hi-fiving, ‘bringing it,’ celebrating gluttonous sports bar chow. Dipshits abbreviating their ingredients and making childish, cutesy-poo ‘comfort food’ full of ‘yummy veggies,’ shit like that. Detestable.
Everything makes me nervous
And nothing feels good for no reason
Waking up, it’s rarely worth it
The same dark dread every morning
Senior year here in Mahwah
A new world just around the corner
Leave me behind, let me stagnate
In a fortress of solitude
I wear my headphones every day but only listen to music on the drive to and from purgatory. That is maybe three songs from me exiting the apartment to me entering the classroom. Science only knows how much time I’ve wasted behind that door selecting the proper suite. Lately, there hasn’t been a winning combination; I feel detached no matter my song selection.
It is a distinctive displeasure of mine to witness firsthand the backlash against independent music among critics across the Internet as well as those close to me. And though it is normative to reevaluate material after a time, it is unfair to render aggression upon an entire movement that was once beloved. A prejudice against Pitchfork arose long before this curious practice of dismissing current trends as tripe and, while it is deserved to a degree based on the quality of writing in certain instances, the anger associated with it has reached an unreasonable fervor that turns friends into foes when engaging in light conversation.
I am of the strongly held opinion (and I would venture to present it to you as fact) that the much maligned Web site in question is worth accessing due to its role as a competent, if not authoritative aggregate of information regarding independent music; an interesting array of styles and tastes that produce wide-ranging and thought-provoking editorials; and a simple yet functional web design that hosts a sizable database of exclusive video content.
These qualities make the Web site an indispensable utility as a news source. In light of this almost inarguable usefulness, it is befuddling to hear a former fanatic of independent music use the Web site as a weapon against a fellow connoisseur of aural indulgences. Pitchfork is a single stop on the long and winding road of Web Web sites that I follow, including those that the giant culls much of its “best new music” from. Often by the time Pitchfork has even reported on a work, I have already sought it out and formed my own independent consensus. Given the fifty percent chance that the institution might agree with my stance, it becomes laughable that I should be slagged for conformity. To do so is painfully impersonal to the other party and reduces the highbrow discussion to a contest of flinging feces. I must admit that on rare occasions an especially persuasive review lying on any Web site can be cause for second thought on the subject matter. Even the mighty Pitchfork scores a rhetorical knockout once in a while. However, this should not constitute hypocrisy to any informed individual. I contend that it is necessary to have your constitution challenged constantly or else develop an impenetrable culture shield that promotes ignorance. While it firmly clings to these features, Pitchfork will remain relevant in critical circles for the foreseeable future.
As with most folks involved with the media, I rather enjoy when one of our own receives a good-natured poke in the ribs. Call it what you like (schadenfreude), but I believe feedback is a positive force that will assist the guilty party in seeing the error of his way. While the public trusts the press to synthesize the nonsensical, always remember that journalists are far from infallible and they too must be looked after. Gawker, one of my go-to online entities, has thankfully made this troublesome task a bit easier for the average person, who wouldn’t normally be privy to any inside information. Click the link in order to tickle your funnybone, or in some situations, depending on your disposition, thoroughly enrage your civil sensibilities.
The road to reform has become so bogged down with obstacles imposed by partisan politicians that it can hardly be called a road anymore. It has become the Super Aggro Crag.
Due mostly to sloth and my general lack of motivation, I narrowly missed the scoop on this stirring song from Kristian Matsson, who makes touching tunes as The Tallest Man on Earth. His craft is best described as soulful folk, music so forceful it might move mountains. “King of Spain,” the first single from his forthcoming The Wild Hunt, has the musician overcome with youthful exuberance, letting loose an unmatched zeal and confessing extraordinary ambition, all the while lithely strumming his guitar to convey naked sincerity. An allusion to fellow connoisseur of Americana Robert Zimmerman may come across as slightly derivative if the feeling were not so quickly swept away by the sheer wonderment of the impassioned singer’s voice, far surpassing the crooning capabilities of his cultural predecessor.
In 2008, Matsson released Shallow Grave, an album that might have easily placed among my favorites from that year if I had slightly extended the listing. Below is a beautiful video shot by La Blogotheque, who often capture artists performing outside of their element. Filmed in New York while the musician peruses an illustrious instrument shoppe, our mustachioed hero awes at the selection and takes his pick among its ancient artifacts. The clip features The Tallest Man on Earth singing “The Gardener”, which I believe to be his most affecting ballad and a standout among other impressive numbers on a debut adorned with heartfelt poetry.
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